yours is so small it looks like an acorn!!
You just kept saying over and over "Tell me I won't do it." Someone finally told you you won't. You did. Welcome to herpes.
i'm thankful for my girlfriend's hot cousins....god, i love her family parties.
Just showed mom and dad the pics from San Francisco, while i played the Full House theme song in the background.
and then he said he has been waiting since high school to touch my boobs
This soccer player girl is eating this banana WAY to slow. Too early for penis shaped foods.
frankly if you're gonna get kicked out of your place, hooking up with your gay roommate's boyfriend would be the most entertaining way to do it.
you wouldn't believe how quickly birth control dissolves in vodka
we came up with a wnba drinking game. take a shot every play that you could've done better. won't make it through 1st quartar
I just watched my mom get dick on Skype.
That d should have definitely been an s.
Can I please come dance in my bra to destiny's child with you? I'll bring the wine and the glitter
I feel as bad as you right now. I'm about to use one girls car to go see another one
Fuck ya. But normally I drove one girls car picking up a different girl while texting another girl lol
because. if I can't sit outside naked and eat my watermelon every morning then I really don't see the point in moving in with you.
There arew tilmes ina man's life when christmaas. THerew are times in a man's lfie when drunk texts from a bathrom hyufgirto. So, you know, merry chriastmans.
Nothing says "class act" like eating acid in the middle of a Buffalo Wild Wings
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