I think tonya harding is in my dwi class!
Ask her how she and Jeff Gillooly split the cats after the divorce.
I want to be a jewelry store heckler. "Hey man, is she really worth it"
I'm trying on my bridesmaid dress so that I can determine what will need to be done to achieve getting fucked while wearing it.
he does have a point though, watching you drink makes me never want to drink again
I've actually, minus lsat night have actually changed my drinking habits
Four times in one night? That Energizer bunny outfit lived up to the hype.
Also, I'm going to TRY and be casual this weekend, but really, we need to be serious about equally dividing our time between party and bullshit.
That's what my new years consisted of. Consoling heartbroken girls and having people throw up in my hands.
Sometimes I think I'm witty and funny, and then I realize it 3pm and I'm drunk
Fair warning birthday party last night avoid kitchen & upstairs bathroom if you value your remaining sanity
it will be just like last year but no clogged toilets and more costumes.
Just bought a colored water bottle so my classmates can be so judgemental when I bring beer to class.
My intervention, when it happens, should have vanilla cake....buttermilk icing.
I'm not saying you're stupid, just that you have bad luck when thinking...
His ass is a ten, but his personality is a two. Which would average to a six if I didn't have to figure in apologizing to all and sundry. In short hard no. Get a new wingman.
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