They say you shouldnt they say its no good for the environment in your vagina
Haha oh wow he'd be perfect. He's got everything MTV looks for in a real world cast member. Gay. Tool. From Methuen
I got to watch him fuck me from behind in the reflection of an ornament. so glad I decorated.
burritoes are like sleeping bags for ground beef
Had to have a serious talk with my liver and remind it that it is my birthday weekend and there are three more nights like last night ahead of us
Well no need to be a stranger, even if you aren't interested in joining my bisexual polygamist marriage. New city, new friends.
Please don't let me drink ever again. I apparently told him he could stay but as there was no room in the bed he'd have to lie on top of me and he'd need to anchor himself on with his penis so he didn't fall off.
Carry on my wayward bro, there'll be beer when you get low. lay your neon tank to rest, dont you rage no more.
8:30 every morning in the third floor bathroom we fuck in the handicap stall. You have your morning workout and I have mine.
My life has come to reading articles about dating an ex heroin addict. I'm doing well.
I understand, but unless there is an intervention for me being planned, i DON NOT want to talk about my life choices
It's the 30 sec rule.... the worst that could happen is I could die
Serious question: does drunken cyber sex with a stranger on omegle count as cheating???
I appreciate that you take the time to fix your typos even while masturbating
dad says come back and get the lawn mower out of the pool before mom gets home
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