well if you came here i would keep you awake :*
did you just kiss me??? ... dude, im not gay
I guess i tried to text 911 last night with "someone stole my bong." Thank god that doesn't work...
they made me velveta mac and cheese and fish. I wanna stay here the rest of my life
i knew she was high when she broke up the cookies into her glass of milk and ate it like cereal
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just dropped my bong into 7 pieces, and carried the glass shards around my house. dad saw the blood dripping down my arms, and asked if i slit my wrists. way too high to laugh at this.
I miss being able to drink at 11am just cause it was sunny outside.
I saw the video from Saturday. So, how much did I drink for me to think I was a duck and strip my clothes?
He literally just walked in some random persons house and walked right to they're pantry. Then five minutes later he walks out with pop-tarts, mac and cheese, and captain morgan. We need to chill with this kid more often.
There are lots of gay asians. This is better than i was expecting
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SURVIVED FINALS. CAN'T DIE FROM ALCOHOL POISONING. NOTHER SHOT. CAPS.
Sorry for eating those cheese fries out of your hands last night
ALSO, bringing a stapler to the bar is a good idea
I'm so incredibly high right now the fact I am texting is nothing short of miraculous. Call the Pope. Hell make me Saint Roy, patron of stoners.
Just got drunk at the Cheesecake Factory again. Made me think of you.
That's the nicest thing anyone's ever said to me.
I blacked out and when I woke up and looked at the counter.. there was a full cake upside down. I dont even understand ...
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