You know that bakery that Sandra Bullock's sister owns?
The one in Montpelier?
yeah, well it doesn't exist anymore. VT's one fucking claim to fame closed.
stayed up to watch the sunrise..saw an albino taking shots on the quad..it's like there's a whole new world of people out there just waiting to meet us
It was a rude awakening when I turned on my phone and the first thing I saw was a picture of David's dick with a face on it, I need to stop drinking in his basement...
Well now that I've given all the athletes mono there goes our chance of winning any conference championship
I fed him jelly beans while he fingered me. Win, win situation.
I don't remember much but I think I'm wearing your underwear, and for that, I am extremely grateful.
Well, no one has ever described you as a perfectly balanced individual
I feel like the fact that I slept with someone who dresses up like Batman a few times will never be lived down.
You're the common denominator of my blackouts.
Haha ohman remember when I peed in your blender? Gotta love college.
YOU DID WHAT???
At least his std test came back clean, gotta look at the positives here
Captain Morgan does not know self control. Nor does he teach it.
You danced?!
I just jiggle to the beat like a sexy lava lamp
If you need me I'll be getting drunk in a chewbacca onsie like a real adult.
Holy. shit. Chris has no pants on. In public. Fuck. Need you.
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