My T9 Word has dryhumped saved but I can't even get it to figure out bbq.
So I'm about to go to his house and have "I'm really sorry for cheating on you last night" sex
i feel like verizon should give a sexter of the month award
I was more concerned about the amount of mcdonalds fries on the floor around me than i was with my lack of clothes.
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In all seriousness, if tomorrow night becomes a heated game of Which Ex Gets To Take The Plastered Birthday Girl Home, I'm going to bow out with my integrity intact.
It was all cool until he grabbed my vag and started screaming: THIS IS MINE.
I don't like sad things. I do like drinking though
Nick's drunk off his ass and Kyle just Texted me and all he said was "butt pirates from space".
Just scratched my head and I basically rained glitter.
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having flashbacks of licking salt of your dick for my shot of tequila
And I got shut down by a ginger. It was a weird night
He told me he was cooking me a special dinner tonight. His "five star meal" was popcorn in champagne glasses, and chic fil a sauce in jello shot containers to dip the popcorn in. He still tries to convince me he doesn't smoke weed anymore.
I know its 2 in the morning and everything. But i just straight up yelled "DON'T YOU UNDERSTAND THIS WORLD IS DIFFICULT ENOUGH AS IT IS WITHOUT YOU PULLING THIS BULLSHIT ON ME" to my taco. Because it fell apart on me. I think i might be cracking under this finals pressure.
Don't do it. It's 9 am on a Monday morning and I'm hungover. I can't deal with tears right now.
yes we're having sex but I'm texting you...so what does that tell you?
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