I think my vagina is haunted
I swear I am going to pee, wipe my vag with my hand, and then slap you in the face with it.
Your mom has a birthmark right next to her nipple
I never said you were fat, just too fat for ME
There's a group of australian girls next to me. can't take them seriously. think they are going to turn into mr g
she danced around my room naked waving around the gold trojan magnum condoms singing "i have the golden ticket."
little did she know i was taping her the whole time.
Somehow after we left in 3 different cars to all go to different places we still all ended up in the emergency room
This is all my moms fault. She shouldn't have encouraged my weird fascinations as a child
Sometimes I look at the people in school that are obviously very diligent and on top of their studies, and then I wonder why they don't smoke weed.
A gentleman never tells..... therefore i will neither confirm nor deny the attatched photos
Does it count as working out if stops are taken every half hour to smoke a blunt?
HIS BALLS ARE HEAVEN SENT FROM THE VELVET ANGLES.
he told me to take care of him and then he asked me to walk him to his hotel. I already have a pussy. I don't need another one
My neighbour just came round to ask why we posted a spatula through his door at 3am. What do I tell him??
Oh btw, ur tongue should count as a second cock it's that good
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