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i feel as if last night was a right of passage. to officially be an adult you must have a drunken one night stand with a co-worker and go to work the next day still drunk wearing yesterday's clothes...
We have sex, then he cooks. It's like a fantasy.
Weird. Haha. I guess taking advice from batman is a good idea.
He came into the hospital yelling "HEY EVERYBODY! REMEMBER ME?"
They set the pop up pool in the basement-running filter and all. Drunk swimming. Come now.
I'm lying topless with an eye infection at the foot of my bed with a dog between my legs. With disney in the background. Its one of those 3 am moments
There was enough sluts here for 2 threesomes to happen at the same time, and you still struck out. What did you do to piss off karma so much?
Well you finally jumped into that tree you've always wanted into and some girl gave you an 8.5. You were very happy.
I just shit a hot coal. Pretty sure it's that fireball shot from yesterday.
I can't believe you're forcing me to handle this hangover sober
Medicine hack, old crowe and ramen flavor packets isnt a cure for the cold.
We talked about breaking up, had sex, and in the middle of said sex, talked more about breaking up- best sad day ever
It's wednesday. OF COURSE HE'S DRUNK.
Why did my mother make you get naked?
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