If I had a sex resume I'd get tons of jobs.
i called my mom using *69 and said this was the principal and Matt has a snow a day today. she believed me.
dude so we were eating nacho cheese popcorn and chasing it with cole slaw
by the way nacho cheese popcorn is me making popcorn and then adding milk butter and mac n cheese mix
Is it sad that when she told me he has a small peen I felt like it made us more compatible?
I may have just googled Muppet Treasure Island drinking game
I love when I'm alone in the house. It's like pants were never invented.
do you think I can still get an erection if I donate blood today? this is important.
you were trying to control your nosebleed while having someone hold your four loko while you drank it through a straw. all at the same time. that is commitment.
He just kept yelling cup my balls to everyone they kicked us out after 20 min
wait can you just like go into detail with this penis touching thing? like was it a hand job or was it like a day at the petting zoo or something
At what point in life does one make the conscious decision to incorporate capes into everyday life? Like, as a fashion statement?
I'm not sure how to answer that. Is it a general question or one you're wondering about for yourself? Because I don't think you're there yet.
"There should be some kind of award for sleeping with your ex 9 times in 3 days."
It's pretty self explanatory. You tried to have sex on the hood of a car in front of everyone
woke up hungover this morning lying in a water raft covered in water.. i dont know if i should consider this good or bad
I’m going to give his broken heart CPR with my vagina
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