i just shit on the floor of my room. my roommate was in the bathroom, my choices were limited.
Somehow I managed to make my Dunkin Donuts uniform look slutty. And I'm not even wearing hoops.
alcohol. turning childhood friends into awkward hookups since the dawn of civilization.
It starts with an S and ends with arah just gave me a bj.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Apparently the cops have a video of me singing bob seger "Night moves".
We made a bong out of a plastic football. I can honestly say we make a good team.
You're cordially invited to the love nest for alcoholic and aquatic adventures. Also known as an all expense paid trip to my pool, alcohol, and vagina.
When the cab driver starts laughing its a good indication of the standard of girls you are bringing home
NEW HOUSE RULE! If you make it in a chicks cleavage it's 3 cups and bra off.
BP at your house from now on.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I found her face down on the kitchen floor asking anybody who walked by for Kraft Dinner
New rule. If he's too busy to put the "H" in "what" then I'm too busy to put his D in me.
Got caught up in a real life love triangle. Both guys wanted me. I'm tempted to just run off with the cute girl from McDonalds instead
Please do that
the D I S R E S P E C T of sending someone nudes, them opening it, and not bothering to respond
Just deepthroated a hot dog. Thinking of you
her and her boyfriend kept giving me coke ad kissing me talking about my awesome boobs
Randomize