Please tell me its not ok to love a 17 year old....no matter how hot he is and how sexy his eyebrow ring is oh lord
Agreed. Everyone should experience a blackout before 3pm in their lifetime.
Fuck him. I'll set him on fire for you. Then we'll see how good of a firefighter he is.
and then he proceeded to take what he called, a whip cream shower.
I am actually insulted by the long string of ugly, fat girls he hooked up with after me.
It's the eternal vodka... it never seems to go away
Dwarf fight at five guys. Today was a good day.
asked the girl next to us on line to take a picture of us and she shared her bacardi. i love white people.
Just watered mom's plants with leftover mixed drinks full of Bacardi Silver. I'm such a good daughter.
I can't wait for paintbang. I'm going to throw a marker at a child. There will be bail money in my backpack in m trunk. Don't use it on beer.
Everything smells like blood and olive oil.
What's the address and code again...does anyone need anything and why is my viking helmet on the bed?
That pizza at 1 am literally tasted like I was eating an angel
Moral of the story: next time my plans include you and bourbon, I'm packing a toothbrush.
her idea of a romantic time is a bottle of jager, some Guacamole and chips.
can't go wrong with guac.
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