They normally just get fucked up and see who can hold their hand on the exhaust the longest. It's great
You better drive. If I decide to let them talk me into a 3-way, I don't want you to be stranded.
Fuck men. I'm going to go eat a package of cookie dough and get fat. I hope I die of salmonella.
At some point I'd like to figure out how the weird kid from sociology ended up on my couch naked hugging what appears to be some sort of clothing....seriously it's creeping me out
It must have been an amazing night, I have "my pants are responsible people" written on my pants in permanent marker.
Girl please we both know I eat his bullshit up like its candy sprinkled with crack
STOP SETTING ME UP WITH GUYS YOU MEET ON CRAIGSLIST
Sure. But we have to be quiet.
Ninja mode activated
I caught myself flirting with clients today. Someone needs to take me to pound town before I self destruct. This is a code red. I repeat code red.
Do you congratulate someone for having bigger tits, or is that a no no?
I keep getting the feeling him and his friends are hilarious and we should drink whiskey together forever
I just want to trace his tattoos with my tongue
Remember that one time you told the bartender he was fuckable? Well, he's here.
i think i left you like a 5 minute message about the mcchicken burger i was eating. I think I called wanting sex but the mcchicken burger was a lot more seducing.
thanks for not wanting to stay all night or talk or anything, nice to have a fuck buddy who really doesnt take the buddy part serious
I'm all about the fuck
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