How old was that tiny chick? she needs a lard iv.
If there was chocolate on Regis Philban's dick, I would totally lick it off. That's how desperate I am for some right now.
wait, do i give off the impression that i DON'T want girls to show me their boobs if i video chat with them?
if i get the "i'm engaged" text one more time, i'm going to shoot myself in the face so my cats won't eat it when i die alone.
I just wanted to yell " i am not a shake weight!!"
I think Charlie st. Cloud is the saddest thing I can masturbate to.
Chances are I'll be there for your wedding. Camelbaks filled with jack and coke are appropriate attire, right?
Jesus once told his disciples that its better to hang out with your best friend than give some douche bag a bj.
I got mine. It's a truly beautiful penis. Plus he pulled his tongue muscle on my vagina.
Well I pulled a muscle in my leg dancing in the tanning booth drunk at 1 pm soooo there's that
Plus, I've always wanted to drive in rush hour with a huge cock drawn on my hood
I might have been the first person to be rolling balls at a referee seminar
My vagina has a mind if its own. Can you imagine if I didnt have you to run her ideas through.
Is Oprah even human
Just saw you run by my class yelling "fuck you!". Good luck and stay human!
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