Her sex list was a LOT longer than mine. She tried to justify it by saying '4 of those don't count because they were in the gang bang'.
quitting drinking is the number 5 new years resolution but number 4 is enjoying life more which one do you think im going to pick
I just saw her punch a kid in the face.. i always knew she was the girl for me.
I told him i wanted to be exclusively cheating with him
He won't let me have sex with him, but feels bad if I won't let him get me off. It is the weirdest, best, most confusing pseudo relationship I've been in.
i just went 2 months without giving head... thats like two months without coffee. or two months without sun.
Minus the pink eye. Do I look fuckable tonight?
You don't understand, we were on a waffle house. Both of us were absolutely certain we passed out at his place then BAM! Waffle house.
Omg. I wanna lecture the drug dealer about how highschool should not be his glory days.
You're dating a nurse! That's smart, you never know when you'll have a medical emergency. Probably liver failure.
Don't judge me like that. At least the house is getting cleaned. If I have to drink and listen to Disney music on repeat for that to happen, so be it.
He yanked my breathe right strip off in the middle of me riding him.
I believe the only reason I am slightly functional right now is the leftover drugs in my nose that I keep sniffing
OMG OMG OMG I just throwed up in his pillow case when he wentto start the sho wer, time to grab my bra and bounce!!!
Wow.
he told me I was hypnotizing him with my mouth so I guess I do give good head
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