So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
Far right against the wall..hiding come find me. dont tell oyhers hahaha
Fuck you I wanted that fabulous flaming homo to win american idol...its like we lost the gay marriage vote...again
i don't even specifically remember last night, it's just one big wonderful lesbianic blur.
and let me tell you something, handcuffs are surprisingly uncomfortable when they arent being used in a sexual manner
I'm sorry for not being sorry about whatever shit I did to you when you were annoying and I was drunk. That is all.
Just walked into the bar to find a guy in a Boba Fett helmet leaning casually against the wall, texting. This night just got real.
It's not that I'm in love with her, so much as I would love to be her lesbian experience.
I feel like on the last day of finals we should run around campus dressed like Moses screaming "LET MY PEOPLE GO!!!!"
I'll start the recruiting
He was nothing but deer-caught-in-headlight eyes and dick, it was adorable
im buying my prof a giftcard to the state store bc he talked ab crying into a glass of tequila so he deserves it
He brought me flowers and then spanked me with a Doctor Who paddle. Pretty good night, as these things go.
Awwwwwww!
Totally just got spotted hitting the bowl by someone else hitting a bowl. We gave each other a head nod
I feel awkward having to tell people “sorry you can’t finger me because I will get a UTI and I don’t have health insurance”
You know you started drinking too early in the day when you have a hangover at midnight
thats called having FUN
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