This Casey James character from American Idol is really gonna mess up my sex life.
Or maybe the fact that you know who Casey James is will be what messes up your sex life.
There aren't nearly as many guys masturbating on chatroulette as i was led to believe...i feel cheated
He told me he doesn't dance and he hates drunken excitement. Why I ever thought it would work is beyond me.
im still trying to figure out who put the honey mustard in the blender then put the entire blender into the freezer
I didn't know how to tell her I was too busy getting stoned and making a baked potato to meet up and finish our group project.
Do you think she will like "you don't have to swallow this time" gift certificates for Xmas?
One day. I will touch his hair. I'm curious if it'll be like a soft cloud.
Had mirculous sex while watching miracle. Until she got mad that I kept quoting the movie. Not my fault I'm a good multi-tasker
Do you believe in miracles?
I need to stop drinking alone, I wrote a love letter to my tattoos
Hey, so, you were my "one phone call" last night... Thanks for not picking up. See, this is why I never call you.
Drunk enough that you donated $50 to taco bell, because they serve a great purpose.
I need five more minutes of sobbing.. AND THEN I will get back to studying
He took initiative. Dragged me into the kitchen and did me on the stove....while it was on! And then we made nachos.
No way hahaha I have zero intention of adding him I wanna just join in on a three some but mostly just be there for moral support and snacks
slept with a 6'5 mountain man from Montana and then he played 'Girls Just Wanna Have Fun' on repeat..
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