I meant the "stage" gay, Not the "bend me over and call me Gary" gay.
Ugh, here's a dating tip. Hairy legs are a major turn off
hah yeah. there was a kid puking in the bathroom and this idiot brings in a potted plant and was like "yeah he's like, not getting enough oxygen"
Your two fuck buddies playing ping pong together. HOW. ADORABLE!
Congrats on having the best tasting nipple at the bar last night.
We should invent fake asshair for you to wear so you can experience my pain for a day.
I complimented him on his choice of carpeting while he was humping me.
Also, if you all get arrested i'm coming to laugh at you because i don't have the money for bail.
He was very considerate of my needs, he offered me pizza before and after.
After that time I came to the conclusion that jeeps are the best cars to have sex in
There I was, puking into the toilet, and he was rubbing my feet, buck naked. I feel like a drunk Disney princess.
I'VE LOST MY DIGNITY, MY PRIDE, AND EVEN MY BOOTY CALL. HAPPY THANKSGIVING.
Just got an email from match.com trying to match me with My ex..I nearly pissed myself laughing
Shelly has the weirdest luck. Dude offered her a job riding a bucking bronco and it was not porn or stripping but an actual g-d cow.
I mean the power was out what was I supposed to do
Randomize
