erin looks like she hung out with the sham wow guy last night. she's got the beat up hooker look goin' on
She uses empty wine bottles as book ends. 2 on each side. At least 8 shelves.
do you remember wearing her cheetah rainboots and making bacon shirtless?
he said no girl had ever swallowed his cum before
he probably also told you he thought u were pretty
he called me back to his office so he could lick a line of pixie stick off of my thigh
be sure to add "office slut" to your resume
You missed out on a serious adventure. Cops were called. We put a chicken in someones house.
Tried to eat a sandwich this morning. Couldn't. My jaw is locked up. These marathon blow jobs are killing me
One of those nights had to have been when we tried to walk through the McDonald's drive through -- and then got in the car with complete strangers. And stole their hamburgers.
That is NOT what pussyfooting around means. Try that again with your toe and I break it off.
Drinking loves me for WHO I am
Question. Was fucking Laura an entirely regrettable decision?
like...quickly.
I bought something for you today. You'll love it.
What is it? Drugs?
An orgasm and grocery shopping is the appropriate start to every Monday.
Heeyy... sorry I got so drunk. You probably don't ever want to see me again. Thank you for dealing with me when I tried to jump over the deli counter for some mayonnaise.
There is a french fry attached to my steering wheel and a note that says "eat me yum yum" can you explain this?
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