: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
i wish that i had sketchier friends so that it would be easier to get drugs
I get free beer too. Its called a vagina and its accepted everywhere like visa
Once again there IS no outside bathroom. Never has been, that is the balcony
I can't believe we just used the phrase "jizz to juice ratio" in casual conversation.
i almost burnt down an apartment complex. little busy, get back to you later
i may have reached my "but im high so it's cool" quota for the month.
Hey just to warn you theres a really fat guy passed out in front of our front door snoring. Don't touch him, he's in god's hands now.
Say hello to your nephew Sir Isaac Meriwether van Catsworth
I'm going to have to start taking your phone after ten. That's when all the cat pictures come
I have the perfect view of a sexy blonde in yoga pants stretching from the shoulder press machine. I'll be here all night. So glad I came high.
Ur here with me in spirit. Now run free. Run free
If you haven't gone to the store yet. Can you PLEASE get me some clippers my balls will thank you later
Gonna be hard to top last New Year's Eve when the guy I blew came at midnight
No, and she still hasn't answered me...I get a whole series of text messages about Guatemalan anal bleaching but no fucking answer to my question.
Matched with the lumberjack. Here's your wedding invite.
Like either my tits got bigger or I've succumbed to Trumps tiny hand syndrome
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