Where is the hickey?
we couldn't afford a big pool so we bought 2 kiddie pools and put the inflatable beer pong table inbetween. get over here. now.
you should give me head with plastic fangs in
Ohhh, TODAY your worried. Becasue last weekend when we warned you about her you said "shes too hot to have herpes."
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You better be watching. There will be a POP quiz. Each correct answer gains you 5 more minutes of the sexual act of your choice
A piece of cheeseburger just fell between my tits. Consider this a "wish you were here" postcard.
im not even sure if i fucked her just woke up in her closet.
You walked away saying that you had to pee and you never came back. We found you an hour later in his roommate's bed. Under the covers. Still in your wet bathing suit.
"I made out with someone too, but then he tried to fuck and I played dead"
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There's always a silver lining when massive voluptuous tits are involved
I shall relish in being the most basic of bitches
No, you are in the clear. The police officer finally just said "I give up" and walked away.
I'm glad you still love me even when I change pants in the kitchen and demand you spoon me
She acted like falling "up" the stairs was a fucking physics phenomenon. I call that Tuesday nights.
I currently hiding in an upside down garbage can please come find me
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