We drank from noon till 5 am, there was adderall and nice jews involved it was just crazy
There's a girl n class drinking wine out of a taco bell cup. I can smell it.. it's totally reisling. JEALOUS.
Another weekend, another 3 guys I have to awkwardly avoid while crossing campus...
I just saw someone marching around outside wearing only a loincloth, dragging a fuckton of sheet metal. Spring has Sprung.
I'm drinking bacardi out of her mom's eco-green starbucks mug and chasing it with her sister's "for track only" vitamin water. Hello suburbia
Divorce is final. Doing tequila shots at 1 in the afternoon.
When he pulls out of you and farts and says ahh I wanted to do that for the past 30 mins ....you rethink the next drunken hook up
wellllllll.... I literally just puked in my mouth so perhaps this is not the epic love connection I believed it to be 3 minutes ago.
When i sexted him a pic of my boobs I was worried he was going to notice the dorito crumbs and know I was just eating topless
I JUST WATCHED PAULA DEEN PUT BUTTER IN HER BLOODY MARY. This is not a drill. Real life.
I can't help you right now because I'm shaving my feet...like a lady.
I just got woken up by that guy wearing a Krispy Kreme hat giving out donuts
I made out with my moms boyfriends son last night. Thanksgiving is gonna be reeeal fun!
do you think mom is upset that i left with the stripper from her bachelorette party last night?
She is beauty she is grace
she’s masturbsting in front of an open window while drunk af 9am
i thought you had class
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