thank you for a lively/lovely evening :)
should have blown me.
I'm gonna write a book, Things that go bump in the night: The story of Katelyn. Chapter one, my roommate is a dumb whore.
WTF?! TAYLOR SWIFT JUST WON ARTIST OF THE YEAR OVER MICHAEL JACKSON?! WHAT IS THIS WORLD COMING TO?!
just saw a girl who had one of those monogrammed backpacks... her initials are VAG. is this a sign?
Only you could be admitted to the ER and walk out with a nurse's phone number. I wish I was gay
your bra might or might not be a decoration on me and my roomies xmas tree haha
I woke up in the ER. This living like theres no tomorrow really could mean theres no tomorrow.
DONT EVER DUNK OREOS INTO WINE . NEVER
Maybe I'll make your dreams come true and pee on you tomorrow.
Your pictures have evolved a lot over the years but I think your angry dick pic phase was one of my favorites
So this is what bad decisions tastes like...
Everyone needs to leave the house so I can use the good vibrator without being judged.
It's difficult when the romantic and the hedonist in me are fighting. I want him to respect me and hopefully pursue an actual relationship, but then I remember he fucks like a GOD and loves my kink. Oh, life's hard.
You said you're gonna end your night with a six pack and awful erotica
I want to disappear from this job like a fart in the wind.💨
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