I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
im keeping my plan b box as a souvenir of my first halloween weekend in college
girls mom is dying from cancer and she msgs me for a booty call. I guess people cope with their situations differently.
he kept refering to his penis as the "eternal sunshine"
everyday i become more and more impressed with my facebook stalking skills
Just a heads up. Everytime I get arrested in Maine I claim I lost my ID and use your name.
She's more of a "I'm gonna get herpes no matter how great her face looks like" pretty
I woke up in your car in the McDonalds parking lot. What the hell happened to 'no man left behind'?
His dick looks just like him, taller than average, thick, and somehow always angry.
It's times where you wake up in the hospital after trying to road surf that you wonder what you're doing in life.
My final act is to send you this message. I love you. Tell my family that I love them. Except my dad. Tell him I said "Eh..." while rocking your hand side to side. And tell Tim that I will always love the idea of him. Tell Caleb I love him so. Take care of Miss Kitty Fantastico. Tell the world that I will watch over. Good bye. I love you.
Walking in on a gay threesome, with a girl in the corner watching and taking vid is a reason to not only knock, but to never go to Savannah.
The neighbor just yelled bring me back that big red alien penis.
The girl neighbor.
Wait what do you mean I BOUGHT A FUCKING HORSE LAST NIGHT?!?!
I know I'm drunk but why am I receiving this handjob through the pant leg of my shorts..?
Randomize
