Spring semester is just not the same w/o you
i wish exes would disappear into a world where we never have to deal with them again, and they can just create drama for each other. Then if they wanted to talk to us, they would have to apply to get a "visa" to come back to our world.
dude relax anyone of us could have gotten that girl pregnant
Also, I once came to the conclusion after this one boy, that her pleasure condoms are a college boys version of flowers
I feel like I need to get rid of the black eyeliner, glitter, and tequila breath before I to that world poverty conference..
I guess he was telling a totally normal story about being a lifeguard and I wouldn't stop screaming "THAT'S LUDICROUS" at random intervals.
There are flashing lights and a man dressed as Santa with a bullhorn in my cul de sac.
I'm not sure if this is awesome or scary.
I'm looking for mother nature. And when I find her, I'm looking her right in the eyes and telling her to fuck off.
Friends don't let friends drunk sleep in the dorm common room
Oh it's not a problem. Cleaning up the yard and disposing of 75 gallons of Jello is all I've got to look forward to today.
Usually I just ask myself "have I been naked here?" If the answer is no I correct the situation.
So what are you going to be for halloween?
A woman sitting on her couch watching Hocus Pocus.
I just watched a porn called gay of thrones and I think I've reached a new low in my life
Still, being medically ordered to stuff things in your vagina is amazing.
I miss you and I miss your weed. Come home.
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