whoa...plan B gets you drunker quicker.
Eww. Jon Gosselin got both his ears pierced.
He looks like a bad one night stand.
he came faster then a bring it on movie goes to dvd
I would give away a ton of these clothes but I doubt there are any homeless people who dress as slutty as me
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
5 am is for sleeping. Or getting railed on by a stranger. But never for fundraising. Get real.
Although last time you were unsure about someone they flipped a golf cart on me.
ur roommate just sent me a pic of us fucking. i'm not coming over anymore.
Currently separating the burrito I just stuffed in my purse from the weed in my half smoken bowl that was already in it. My what the fuck moment beats yours.
But seriously he was like a god with his hands. My vagina feels annointed.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
im in the library and there's this guy on a computer just staring at a google image of beer. finals week is rough.
Let's celebrate that I used a condom
When we left, you were on your third beer. When we came back to grab you, you had a pint glass half full of whiskey and had convinced the band to give you a microphone.
I don't think you understand...I'm really good at getting drunk
I should know better than to open your texts at the grocery store
Who's phone is in my pants and why did I wake up clutching a handle of vlad?
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