Do you need to be saved?
No I think I'm God
I just googled how to quit your job and cause a big uproar at the same time....i tell you how tomorrow goes, i'm so excited....
guy picked up a cops taser, thing shot him in the neck, he went down and pissed himself, cop started laughing and hasnt called an ambulance.
Drunk, high, and in a taco costume. Wish you were here.
We'll see haha. The cum didn't work...I just chewed the whole thing in a day.
I hope you meant gum...
Oddly enough when I decided to stop whoreing myself out... I lost most of my companionship.
We just saw him running from campus police a few minutes ago. So no, I don't think he's still passed out on the quad.
I've hooked up with 3 different guys already this week...don't tell me I haven't been a productive member of society
She's the hottest girl I've ever seen before and didn't lose her virginity until she was 19. As men, I take it as failure on our part that hot 19 year old virgins still exist.
I was just tagged in a picture with a bunch of people i don't know in a house i don't recognize wearing a purple cowboy hat and a boa...i hate tequila
I have weed and a speedo - I don't need anything else.
Is using cherry lube as jam shameful or hilarious
then I ended up getting a lapdance from my TA...I love college.
Woke up, bank account is empty. Sock is still full of blood. Nothing in my pockets but a wireless mic and jenga pieces.
Did I honestly think it was a good idea to wear my pink robe out in public at 2 in the morning ?
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