so it turns out you can rearrange the letters in "scottsdale" to spell "milf city." who knew?
On a scale of 1 to last weekend, how hungover are you?
she worked me into her spring break cardio plan. im mondays and wednesdays.
Alright I don't know how you'll link it to me but yes I left a nearly empty 12 pack on your trunk
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Great I'll forever be branded as gym slut at the new gym.
So should I finish watching Space Jam and then get head? Or get head while secretly watching Space Jam?
We have six bottles of wine and we are at target buying baby oil to grease up the sleds with, just in case you're interested.
Guess who just got out of a ticket because the cop liked her costume? THIS GIRL.
Also the fuck cup must be buried with me
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Yay! Also. When you're coming down eat waffles and touch yourself. You won't regret it.
I just used my dick as to measure where my desk would go because I don't have a tape measure or a ruler.
You might see me up a tree with a deranged look in my eye , just walk away at that point
My sister gave me satin sheets. We can fuck on satin sheets.
This pandemic, it’s making everyone horny. I’ve got dick stashed all over town
I wasn’t trying, but work got a lot easier and more fun once he starred flirting with me and looking at my ass
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