I think my favourite thing about cubicles is the fact that I can pick my nose at work
My scrabble letters just formed failure. Thanks God.
I'm looking at pot farms on google earth. Google should be proud I found a real purpose for it to serve.
did you really just refer to me me as an old fashioned penis?
He said I did a backflip off the thing on the doorframe and busted my ass. I'd give anything to remember
I swallowed for you. Answer the phone.
I can honestly say I've never had orange soda poured on my vagina before, that's a story for the grand kids
I don't know if it was his cologne or his Jesus hair, but he was much more fuckable than last time I saw him.
Now that I think about it, it may have been the 6 pitchers of beer.
UPDATE: WE WILL BE HITTING THE BATMAN PINATA WITH A SWORD
I only saw you for about 5 min, but you were rambling about how not even the whiskey could make you fight the skeleton guards.
I can only take thier stupid "I think beauty school is for me" routine so long until I have to bitch slap them with some knowledge
Secondly, that waffle is lost for good. I have no fucking idea where that bitch is
last night you said that you wanted to hold my dick as you slept because it was like having a stuffed animal.
I was just in the bathroom and some guy yelled all hail the king... i cant go anywhere without getting recognized anymore.
Found my paycheck. It was in the freezer
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