Nipple clamps can be ambiguous
Update from family reunion: my aunt Janet once got her legs stuck behind her head. The fire department had to be called.
just got passed by a van of kids watching the little mermaid. debating speeding so i can watch
Didn't u have court just yesterday for ur driving?
IT'S THE LITTLE MERMAID! totally worth another year of probation
she had a concussion and she still scored nine points higher than me on the midterm
I heard a loud ass thump and then I saw both dogs coming around the corner.... Without him. I went to check out what happened and the dogs apparently pulled him down onto his face, knocking him out.
She looks like a junkie muppet...awful
I just yelled at a bunch of girl scouts for yelling "cookies" to loudly. That hungover
I made him say "i realize i'm cheating on my girlfriend" five times aloud before i would hook up with him. Somehow that has to lessen my bad karma
Halfway through the blowjob she stopped and said 'Wait I know this dick'.
Below this exterior of ice is a layer of cum. Followed by a pool of gin. More cum. Then, finally a heart.
Ok, now help me add to my topless picture collection, i'm going to make myself a calendar
I am so not sober enough to have a 5 minute conversation in Spanish
i've got three words. i. was. spanked.
I just threw up in front of a bunch of parents/prospective students while they were on a campus tour..awesome..
they told me that it was glow in the dark and would make me magical. I was too drunk to say no. I woke up to a purple vagina.
its like a neon Im stupid as fuck sign
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