Non-Jews are for practice
I hate myself for knowing the words to party in the USA.
she might purposely get aids just to give it to you. I think she might hate you that much.
I ended up giving him head, i think it was mostly a defensive move so that he wouldn't discover i was wearing those onesy spanx
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I searched the house and found a small bottle of sherry which is probably as old as I am, has prob gone off and tastes like shit. I don't care any more. It has come to this.
He tried to eat me out in the bath... I said it was a bad idea, but he said it was good snorkelling practice for vaca.
No, this is non-alcoholic oatmeal.
my boobs are worth more now than the blue book value of my car.
I like you as a friend, but I'm in love with your dick.
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This is embarrassing but i think i might have left my fake tooth at your house on your night stand.
I'm adopting to save the world from the moral outrage that would be my offspring
If a cop comes up to me I'm whipping out my cock, swinging it around and singing the national anthem
He's going to be in the air guitar championships in june. Need I say more.
Guy from the bar last night left his number on my waterbill on the counter, at the bottom he put don't forget I can hook you up at Little Caesars I work their part time.
You sure know how to pick em.
If by science you mean beer then YES!!!!
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