Dude judst bought snd smokked tfour white widoew jointsd in Asmsterdam. Wstching the Cvhiefs gsme. Oh Boy.
You are why other countries hate Americans. But I say God bless you.
Nick had a break down & said to me "Everybody's mad at me, I'm the douchebag, Im the fucking douchebag that everyone hates, Do you wanna come home with this douchebag?!"
You're going home with him aren't you?
I'll see ya in the morning when I leave his house
He had on juicy sweatpants and thats when i knew he was no longer a threat.
I literally just watched a girl motorboat herself
I didn't join FB to see my only child straddle that boy in all her pictures.
You kept asking the bartender if you could "buy a dollar".
Dylan just paid 30 bucks to have himself wrapped in the clear plastic they wrap luggage in at the airport. Bring scissors.
I hope it's the birth control, otherwise I'm dying
New low. I just threw up in the shower at 4pm. Nothing like leaving behind my 20s with class.
Woke up with a 6lb bucket of Redvines with a note that said "I'm sorry" care to explain?
I made a bong out of my deodorant today. Did you?
I love when my neighbors have passionate, loud sex to remind me that I'm not getting laid
Do you ever just admire your boobs?
His ass is a ten, but his personality is a two. Which would average to a six if I didn't have to figure in apologizing to all and sundry. In short hard no. Get a new wingman.
I don't wanna SLEEP with him, I want to start bar fights with him. There's a difference.
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