it was nice. we just kind of hung out. she didnt even mention the farting incident.
I totes stole your whore crown.
With great power comes great responsibility.
so she asked me if I thought she was fat and naturally I said no..... but I think she might catch on
who is she? I really hope you have an explanation cause either you think I'm fat or you're cheating on me
I cannot believe you needed a note to remind yourself to ask me about the fourteen sleeping Mexicans.
About to find out how well alcohol and lazer tag mix.
i guess i had fun last thursday night because when i got on the drunk bus this thursday night everyone immediatley started chanting my name and telling me to do a bus flip
whats a bus flip?
idk but apparently i invented it
If this herpes test comes back negative I'm asking out the doctor.
There is a limo involved. Man up, and make yourself puke. Its only one more night of blacking out.
The rest of us are chipping in to soundproof your bedroom. This is getting ridiculous.
He was sucking my nipples then stopped, looked me dead in the eyes and said "im gonna cum for my babygirl"
I'm going as either a recovering alcoholic, or as a guy who came to the party straight from work. Too literal?
I don't know if I'm feeling really nervous right now or just extremely horny.
Remember when you walked in on me sleeping INSIDE a pillowcase?
Christopher Columbus didn't sail the ocean blue so I would have to go to class and not have sex with my boyfriend
I just pulled a seven inch black hair out of my ass. Pretty sure that means we're dating now
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