You should've come with us, we're at Home Depot looking for men.
ride him like a prized pony all the way to orgasm town.
Ya I painted "STOP TRYING ANAL" on her headboard. I'm sick of listening to her whine through the wall and bitch the next day.
I also witnessed that same parrot perched on the head of a man grinding with a girl.
Interesting. As a girl I don't know how okay I would be with that.
She seemed pretty into it.
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He turned me into a screamer. Guess I'm really not a lesbian.
We've been walking through the woods for two hours, he just keeps taking pictures. At least we'll remember this tomorrow.
I don't think I can recall what a 23 year old cock felt like if one slapped me in the face.
Much like Dre, I was forgotten about.
So unless we're getting married, I can't see him cry AND have sex with him. It just doesn't work like that.
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Woke up this morning with Nerf Bullets stuck to everything in my house and nut in my belly button. What exactly happened last night?
I'm fine with our borderline lesbian behavior.
I think he was trying to be romantic, but the candle he had lit was the kind you use to repel mosquitoes..
He fucked me so hard my hair extensions fell out
I'm floating on a rainbow and a purple elf is giving me advice. COME NOW!!!
Hi I love you will you be up for a while!
That exclamation point was a drunk decision
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