New record: 45 minutes. Afterwards I played We Are The Champions while we cuddled.
tonight i'm making a christmas tree shaped shot pyramid
we fucked while he was on the clock. He didnt even take off his bullet proof vest. Dont tell me thats not bad ass.
Dude you can't just initiate a threesome via twitter
I think i can make this amish girl legitimately hot.
Need you on the dancefloor. Hungry and lonely.
My team for a project is gonna have weekly meetings at a bar. yessss. they will do all the work while i thor hammer down beers.
She needs sedatives and a leash
I'm about to punish you for sending me a Snapchat of your boyfriend's morning wood
He got too drunk... he threw up ON the closed toilet.
It's a Jersey thing
She just started crying. With my dick still inside her. Something about her grandpa.
I think my FWB just broke up with me and i don't know how I feel about that
We sat at the bar and made fun of everyone around us. I'm in love
just bought safety googles to wear so he can cum on my face and not in my eye. SAFETY FIRST!
These random guys found me. They told me not to wander in the woods and i remember saying 'am i fucking Bambi?! I'm not gonna walk into woods!' then i threw up.
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