I hope God doesn't listen to everybody on a Saturday night.
I realized that I earned the name Classy cassie as i was throwing up vodka slushie in my bed with a guy I know by the name extacy boy
She made me put my jeans under her mattress so that I wouldn't leave in the morning while she was still sleeping. Apparently I just look like "that guy".
Ya know, years from now when that kid is old enough, I'll get to regale him with the story of how I was his father's AND uncle's first gay experience.
I told my mom I had sex with him and even SHE was proud. Now that's saying something.
I just wanted to hook up with a white guy to prove that i could go back.
is cock-oriented a word? I'd say I'm that lately.
so, what part of "he's slept with a guy" do you not understand?
We have a guy passed out in the bathroom with one of our pots. Not sure if he's your friend so I let him be
I'm pretty sure I have a cold now from having sex on the hood of my car in the rain. Worth it? Absolutely.
Man, I wish they all looked like that. Your vagina deserves to have a nice frame around it, and God's signature at the bottom.
I feel like an elephant shit on me and left me to be miserable
Last time we talked he was trying to sext me but he was including pictures of fruit
It was right before we played jenga with champagne glasses for a good half hour
Of course the sales lady was judging you, you bought a pregnancy test, ky jelly, diet pills and a 6 pack of red bull. Even i'm judging you.
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