biggest mistake ever: halloween 2009
someone wrote on his wall: "congrats on your engagement"
I think you may want to look into that...
He was pretty wasted I guess, but the crippled guy threw the first punch it was awesome
So. Much. Sex. I feel like i ran a marathon then someone kicked me in the vagina. Soo worth it
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I'm in a pile of cheezits at an unfamiliar location watching dateline on tlc. Stage an intervention.
shit went down at the bar when this girl with 'morals' totally cock blocked a married guy. she actually kicked IN the bathroom door when they were fucking in there. then we all did shots.
Does Jesus have blonde highlights? Pretty sure I saw him in a lavender shirt and Sperry's.
I will rip it off your body in ways are socially offensive but you still kind of like.
I've found my soulmate with the cardboard Dos Equis man.
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Yeah but if you conceived a child on a park slide that would be pretty awesome
There's a super pregnant woman here complaining about back pain. I better not see a live birth in the hair care aisle
so apparantly i made out with 24 santas last night...and an elf...and a stoner
In what world does 'I'm awake' at 2:30 in the morning on a wednesday translate to 'let's fuck' in the span of one text? Where has the romance gone?
you tried to make the parrot smoke your joint
Was cussing out our DD when one of the strippers takes him backstage. WTF
They call him magic hands is all I know.
Somethings are best left a mystery
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