I just puked in the walgreens aisle buying gatorade and advil for my hangover... i guess i failed
Black Friday shoppers are ridiculous. I think I just watched a marriage end.
Is it ironic that the girl with the horse face is also on the equestrian team?
4 months of living in europe has taught me the art of making a drunken stumble look like a dance move
he fell down during beer pong and the chick told him to rub the sand out of his pussy and suck it up. i am in love
And they were awkwardly all over each other in a Christian way.
You don't seem to appreciate the rareness of his junk.
Send me a picture. I'm more of a visual learner.
You have like just as much sex as me and I have a brand new bf. That does not add up. That is not right.
Alive.
So much puke
Putting Chia seeds in beer makes it ok for my diet, right?
He went to cum on my stomach and somehow it got behind my ear. He's like a fucking jizz Houdini.
He got naked after doing the Ice Water Challenge and it was still enormous. So, yeah, I stayed over.
I'll be honest, I too would punch the 21 year old version of myself in the face, and then have rough sex with him.
I just showed this kid my nipples to work my shift tmw
Medicine hack, old crowe and ramen flavor packets isnt a cure for the cold.
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