Too bad it's not "confirm, ignore or not unless I've had 20+ beers"
In other news I saw a pack of make believe zombies walking down green st.
gotta love wednesdays
I stayed at the bar and helped clean up cause I was told I'd get free shots. Didn't happen.
im drinking italian dressing and watching dexter. its 230am. lets never drink on sundays again.
Let me start this apology by saying I'm sorry that I bit your penis.
My mom and dad are smoking a joint while lecturing me on what to bring and how to act in Europe. I'll finish this glass of wine and head over.
Ja rule starts his prison sentence today #3475th reason we should drink tonight
Just filled the brita up in the bathtub because we couldn't get it into the sink.
okay just a general question, but if i got arrested, who here would bail me out. this is important.
Jared is "trying to bite a strangers hat off" drunk. Oh, and that stranger is a girl at a table of 5 guys, one girl.
I don't know what I would do if cheese never existed
Someone's stooooned
His gf just liked my changed relationship status. She's gonna shit bricks when she finds out he left her for me. Bless her little heart.
going on a mission to find my pants and the guy who stole my beer don't wait up
Pissing into the Grand Canyon is the single most liberating thing I've ever done in my entire life
You've had it in your mouth, how have you not seen it?
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