if you dont talk to me in person you cant text me
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Babe...You're really smothering me right now
i just ate that cheese stick that was in my purse from last night.
i have essays due online every friday...im just going to write 'im hungover' for every one
I need to stop researching the drugs I do on Wikipedia. The parts about abuse and dependency hit too close to home
So, does it mean i'm loose if he can't even tell when he fell out?
Well he paid for dinner, so I paid for the Plan B, but the parking ticket I got is totally his responsibility.
dude literally just took me 4 trips to take out the recycling from last night. we need to have parties like this more often
she wrote "need hug!" on a sticky note, put it on her back, and passed out on his bed. they're trying to figure out how she got into his room...
A guy is going to be inside me and I'm gunna start singing "I am stuck on your penis, cause your penis is stuck in meeee!"
He wants to tie me naked and spread out on his table, press a vibrator to my clit and feed me ice cream.
That is my stoner wet dream!
I just want to slap everyone in the face that's happy being sober. Loser.
I've just had two stress filled days in a row , I'm just going to shower and await your penis
How's Vegas?
Woke up with a sculpture of my own head. Been trying to find Ashley for two days. so pretty not too bad.
I shouldn't be allowed to be in america for NYE... or any major holiday for that matter
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