Let's hustle tonight so we can relax tomorrow
Perfect. Like where your heads at
By relax I mean have sex
I didn't think it was possible for the human body to be physically dependant on weed until I moved in with this kid
He told me they were just razor bumps!
I can die happy now, I have been kicked out of strip clubs on six different continents
I woke up with like grass burns all over my body, i'm pretty sure i made out with someone under a bus. . . but i'm not sure
Would it be in bad taste to ask Marky Mark to sign the vibrator I named after him?
Way too stoned bro. Was laying down on my back and thought for a good 30 mins what it would be like to be a turtle stuck on its shell
The party got hot, we all started raging, took off some clothes, someone threw me in the shower and we all kept raging. Nude Rager, I was there at the point of conception.
I don't want a mention or even a whisper of a Shakespeare Festival by that or any other name including, but not limited to, a fucking Renaissance Fair. Are we clear? It will be a DEALBREAKER .
Oh yeah I remember when I first saw Kyler's balls. If there's anything high school swim prepared me for, it's the amount of testicles I would see here
I told my mom I'm great in bed. That is quality mother daughter bonding.
I touched the butt once. 'Twas an experience with the greatness of legend. So I touched it once more.
I’m a coke loving, addy selling, pot smoking CRIMINOLOGY major. If there isn't irony in that I give up.
UHG. i just want to have hot lesbian sex and eat pizza with you.
We should get drunk in walmart
when?
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