a/c is broke at work...just took my panties off at my desk and the janitor saw it...might have a date for later. let you know
i think i just heard my dad finish in the other room...
I wish I loved anything like you love Tequila.
It's one of the reasons i'm here, along with emotional support, physical support if you need it, and power orgasms.
does anyone know how to get red sharpie out of a white cat?
you came downstairs saying you were now 'dressed to impress'
what was i wearing?
nothing
Power hour was a bad idea. It turned into power 4 hours, then power puke. Then power sleep till 3.
Does peppermint hummus sound good or am I just high?
I think you're going to have to drive me to white haven. I don't know if my brain can handle having my mom drop me off at a strip club.
Getting sick, pulled the filter off a camel crush and rolled it into my joint to clear my sinuses. If there were stoner awards, I'd receive one.
So i know i shouldnt being spending random large amnts of money...but i just bought a sword.
there's an entire drinking game devoted to nobody liking her face
HOW THE FUCK CAN YOU NOT REMEMBER WHIPPING IT OUT AND PUTTING ON THE BAR?
By the way, you're banned for life.
I almost got an A in organic chem but started hallucinating during the final so I got a C
So the vodka/tequila mix went down fine but the burp made me cry
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