Thanks for last night it was amazing as always
What are you talking about
You've got to be kidding me
I hate u. Im listening to lady gaga and all i can hear is boca base om om om ommmm
some dude just recognized me causeg he had a pic of us making out onvhis phone
why does he think he needs to feed/take me out to get some ass? we are at a bar wasting my fucking time
Her little brother was home, so we had to hook up while playing hide and seek with him
I got so many pubes stuck in her braces that when she yanked her head, I cried out like that one girl you "accidentally" rear-ended last week. Bald spots are battle scars.
I didn't think it was possible for the human body to be physically dependant on weed until I moved in with this kid
Would love to except that I crashed into a hearse in a funeral procession about an hour ago so I think that pretty much put an end to my day.
Valium party in the driveway. Attendance: 1. Don't make me do this alone.
I think her version of saying goodnight was being flung over a guys shoulder as he said, "Bitch. You don't need no shoes."
They won't let us do straight shots of 151 since that guy lit his face on fire.
He probably thinks you're playing hard to get.
Hard to get?? I'm playing leave me the fuck alone.
Have you ever just sat there and thought about past penises?
Hypothetically speaking, at what point does fire become too much fire?
"Are we not going to talk about how you got so drunk that you swallowed someone's pet gold fish, whole?"
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