Sadly no. But I was pantsless when they came to get me. Which made me miss you...
I decided you couldn't drive after you asked where the time circuits were on your Altima
I wanted to see November 5, 1985
FYI: Do not ever call any girl a thundercunt as a form of dirty talk.
I cannot believe how calm you were last night about telling Katie she was on fire.
I was really sad when you left and cried. And i don't know what a face promise is, but apparently i made you make one.
I never thought that taking apart multiple age 5 and under puzzles would be part of my house party clean up process.
Yeah, sorry about that. I just couldn't stop.
Found out why they call her Halfpipe Jenny-NOT the cool reason we thought
hes like my own personal sex toy i use him on the weekends and then i have the option to put him away all week
I JUST WANT TO HAVE MILDLY SOCIALLY ACCEPTABLE SEX WITH HIM AND CALL HIM CUPCAKE.
Because she seems like the type to give it up for a box of fruit rollups.
We played a 4 hour game of True American then we fucked on the floor for a couple hours Happy 20th to me
Made out with some dude at the bar last night. Was fun until he thought bohemian rhapsody was by The Who
Woke up on a lawn chair hugging a bottle of vodka. Hows your morning so far?
I've made a new rule for socializing in the winter: if it doesn't involve me orgasming or getting drunk I can't make it
You walked right into the door. Even the door guy and security guys were laughing.
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