I feel like your standards for women is like rent-a-centers standards for credit.
Just got laid for the first time in 3 yrs, 10 mo, 1 wk & 2 days. YESSSS.
Our teacher totally just got outed in class by a speaker from some lesbian cooperative house
we're all still whores. we just have a theme song now.
Just saw 30+ dicks. Explain later.
I booked us a cruise for November. Lose 20 pounds and don't cheat on me before then.
He gets you donuts, dinner, and booze consistently, who cares if he's cheating
I was chocking and even did the sign for it..And you continued to just laugh
afterward, he apologized, hugged me, and then gave me a granola bar and said “this is my apology gift.”
I'd just like to inform all involved that walking into a liquor store holding a milk crate at the beginning of a night as stock ends badly
I am going to buy some m-80's and keep a bucket of them in the bathroom. That way I can just depth charge the toilet before each time I use it. Lets see how those snakes like cheap Chinese explosives
I spy something regrettable...
Oh my god. Stop!! It was one time and I still can't believe it.
Bring me that man meat
All I know is that I have a black eye and an extra $200 in my wallet. Other than that, clueless.
He stopped mid sex to say he was sorry that he couldn't make us work.continued. Stopped again to ask if it was crazy that he loved me.
That is not what no strings attached sex is about.
Randomize
