Waaait I'm alsleep in myt car somewhere
Just saw someone buying TWO six packs of O'Doul's. WHY ??
The fact that its 10am on a gameday and I have yet to shotgun is absurd
you were fixing your hair in the bathroom mirror and then fell backwards through the locked stall while she was in mid pee and fell on her lap.
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She tried to cook Velveeta IN the oven on clean mode.
He was having a "party in the princess castle." At what point do I blindfold him and take him to AA?
dude throwing a golf cart off a pier is harder than it seems!
Nvm, he just almost drank his drink from last night, his drink that has the condom in it. Kinda answers my question.
He wanted to have sex in a church because he has keys to it from court-ordered community service. WHAT IS STANDARDS?
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tried to chug a glass full of ice cubes. went better then expected.
yeah im watching him make his speech now. cant take him seriously tho. hes talking about funding for education and all i can think about is how ive seen what he looks like wearing womens underwear...
So. Somehow managed to fuck my contacts out of my eyes. Didn't know that was even possible.
School supplies are right next to the margarita mix at target. Its a sign
Just packed vodka and spare underwear into my purse- totally set for watching the hockey with him tonight
Well I just masturbated while reading a recipe for Alfredo sauce so I guess you could say I’m growing up
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