Something clean will definitely be barfed on tomorrow.
Laziness has reached now heights if you too unmotivated to buy pot
Just watched a UNI fan at the bar lick the tears off of a KU fans face.. See what march madness does to people
Omg I'm so stupid. All the peoples fb status that said "spain" I thought they were all going to spain.......
I found out you can't leave the bar with a drink. I also found out that pouring it on the bouncers shoes is also unacceptable.
Well some days you just have to get blackout drunk and try to speak Spanish to French Canadian strangers
Thank God I didn't lose my virginity to that asshole. That woulda been like winnin a raffle ticket for a free bag of dog shit. But with like a really pretty bag. A pretty bag full of dog shit.
is it sad that i can honestly say it was the best birthday sex i've ever had and it was still terrible?
When the question of, do you know who's ass has been on the cake you are eating is said... Good or bad party?
I AM THERE IN SPIRIT, TICKLING YOUR BALLS
Yo, go checkout Kerri's Instagram quick! There's like 12 pics of her fucking some guy in a bar's bathroom. GO GO GO GO!!!!
Everyone should just give me a copy of their keys. I take your dog out and I bring beer.
My New Years resolution is to not hook up with random guys.
Mine is to not hook up with anyone who has a kid.
He was out clubbing with his SON. WHY did you let me KISS HIM? Also WHERE WAS HIS SON?!
i thought the time we went to a party with no shoes on was bad, how about the time you left with no pants on?
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