; Think of how many worthless people would b non existant if there was no liquor so their parents never hooked up
he called me a worthless slut and then went 2 the bathroom 2 pee on the floor before leavin. but he was really hot and he left his jacket, should i call him?
I wonder how skeet ulrich feels about the skeet skeet phrase and and what it denotes.
I am at the gas station and there is a whole amish family here I'm not sure why the amish need gas but I think its worth investigating
My mom just walked in on me and my girlfriend about to have sex. All she said was "You're lookin like a fool with your pants on the ground.."
She fuckin peed on me
Stay golden ponyboy
I was in my bathroom taking a shit and my mom just opened the door, walked in, handed me a fudgesicle, and left without saying a word. Yeah. That just happened.
Pants-less sunday? Also I'm high and independence day is making me cry
im coming over
I just had the best counseling appointment lets fucking rage
It took years to build this empire of casual fuckings and not carings.
You could sing the national anthem right before we have sex. Make it feel like a sporting event
Can I just go to one establishment in which I haven't banged anyone ?
She was wearing a grass skirt and a watermelon bra. WATERMELONS.
I dont know who to turn my two weeks notice into so I'm just going to get hammered at work and see who fires me.
He was singing on top of spaghetti, and then started crying. He said it was the saddest song ever, "so so sad".
Randomize
