yea..i want to get out of new york for a bit too but for the love of god not to new jersey. that's like getting tired of the stripclub and getting yourself a toothless prostitute.
Apparently 151 is to me what spinach is to popeye.
i was trying to give him roadhead and my tits kept knocking his cheap shifter into neutral...was the first time my tits have ever cock blocked me
He had rug burn on his nose from my landing strip
We took up a collection and paid her $50 to eat a piece of meat. Vegetarian morals trumped once again by cash.
Disgusting. If I saw her naked my dick would pack up his balls and leave.
I walked into his room and he was naked with a half eaten pecan pie and a bottle of wine.
New high score, I made the stripper choke me while I was getting a lap dance last night
Id have to say flaming beer pong was a royal success.
Who are you to come into MY house and tell me when I can or cannot take my pants off?
Who gets call-your-ex-from-4-years-ago drunk on a Thursday??
Someone stole a lamp last night.
I don't think meeting his drug dealers counts as a relationship landmark.
I have an aggressive hickey on my shoulder and it actually hurts.
Why can't you just be normal and get dick pics from your exes like everyone else?
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