I am sleeping on the floor in your room so if you have sex in here just don't roll on me
Last night Brynn convinced every person at the party wearing glasses that they stole hers, and she woke up with 8 pairs of prescription glasses in her bag.
Motor boating, judging by the amount of lipstick I found I would say between 6 to 8 times
They were done having sex when I went to the room. They had that look on their faces.
Disappointment?
I DON'T CARE WHAT THE CIRCUMSTANCES ARE NEVER VOMIT IN MY PURSE AGAIN.
He leaned out the window to puke right as the fan for the ac turned on. All of it blew back up into his face.
You know your high, when your chugging applesauce out of the jar with no utensils.
I think he is probably a psycho that will eventually murder me but i mean the sex last time was AWESOME.
I'm not sure drinking my way through west nile virus is the best idea. Oh well, already committed to that plan.
I had to sit there with his three fat aunts talking about a bunch of 50 Shades knockoff books.
I felt like a taxi, but my meter was running up minutes he would be eating me out that night.
Oh yeah I remember when I first saw Kyler's balls. If there's anything high school swim prepared me for, it's the amount of testicles I would see here
Of course I have a pirate flag
watching spice world high feels so wrong yet so right
Also, I don't know if it's the drugs I'm on or not, but I truly believe I was hypnotized last night listening to an audio book.
we started drinking at 4pm, somehows its 1 am im in bathing suit running from the cops.....any explanation of what happened?
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