How do 1 in 4 women misread a pregnancy test; how stupid are women?
she danced around my room naked waving around the gold trojan magnum condoms singing "i have the golden ticket."
little did she know i was taping her the whole time.
I woke up and he had cut my bangs and put makeup on me.
I don't care how good they make you look, you've got to stop sleeping with gay guys.
Just watched a guy fight a garbage can then pee on it, screaming "I told you to listen to me the first time!!" San Francisco, I've missed you.
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we are torturing ourselves with these mediocre cocks
she's sniffed three people's necks on the bus to see who the good smell was coming from...
she's gonna get diseases
So..he has a girlfriend BUT she rarely writes on her wall and is only in 5 of his 371 tagged photos and her default pic is her with some other dude. It cant be serious
Oh my god you need to get off of facebook.
Shit. I'm suppose to call the bank but I'm too high to talk numbers.
He left his phone. Turns out he;s been sexting with some girls who can't spell. Time to break out the herpes scare.
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Is it too early to get staydrunk at 1pm on Friday for Monday's St Patty's day
Lol I wish they went straight to your cock then shot out into my mouth like a cock nacho dispenser
I don't know what the bubonic plague feels like- but I'm gonna guess its something like this.
I changed his contact info to "NO" and a picture of satan
just took a pregnancy test before I went out drinking. if that's not drinking responsibly Idk what is.
Baby Shark came on during sex.
She has BABY SHARK on her sex playlist. Who does that?
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