there were no ball for pong so he bought cat toys..... they had bells in them
They are pre-gaming a trip to congress...not sure how politically correct the group is.
Tostitos Scoops as shot glasses. Eat for chaser.
wanna go with us to feed the ducks bread soaked in vodka?
how could i say no?
This titty bar has wifi. I just did FaceTime stage side
I once puked on the side of the hwy driving home and it somehow made me feel more Canadian. So don't rule it out
you just missed a great speech in which i almost coined the term "ass-ian" as in "my vaginal and ass-ian regions are no longer safe"
God please dont post that to facebook.
Ask him to get me chedder bratwurst instead of the molly
Unless if you guys already left. Then I want the molly
yeah I woke up in jail with two different shoes on and neither of them were mine
Stay calm. It's a titty bar. A ring of cocaine will protect you.
My professor just paused class to answer a phone call from her dog. Im taking shots before this class from now on.
I was about to break it off with him because I realised he only wanted me for sex, until I realised that I only wanted HIM for sex. Win/win
Any chance he has an open marriage? That penis shouldn’t be wasted on one woman. It should be shared with all womankind, or at least me. I’m too good at sex to be deprived a penis that large
I'm a delicate orchid of a man.
Blossoming into a fierce dragon.
The covid immunization shot lady also sold me a mondo bag of really good pot.
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