Some chick in the back of my Psychologhy of Addictions class just did a line off her hand. She tried to make it look subtle.
so how do you plan on seducing my econ TA?
by telling him that he has a large supply and that i demand it...in my mouth. it shows him that i'm slutty and that i pay attention in econ
I think I could pass a breathalyzer. But with like a C.
Just saying. If you end up in canada tomorrow morning at least youll have my text to remind you how it happened
We can't all go after the girl with the low self-esteem
she has her graduation year in her skype name, it's like a constant reminder that she's jail bait.
She literally just puked and rallied AT HER OWN WEDDING. Welcome to White Trash town, America.
Don't ask how or why, but I think the 775 on the inside of my lip is permanent
Overdraft my account again. Parents are starting to ask questions. What would go over better a gambling or drug addiction??
Just got a voicemail from a guy referring tp himself "as chest hair guy". If I'm coming home to a intervention I understand.
I kept calling him escargot instead of Estaban..I don't think that was the wisest choice.
It's surprise blowjob week. You should be excited.
Love you too. There are very few people I let pee in my dishwasher.
I'm pretty sure I went in the girls bathroom and vomited everywhere then looked for a urinal for like 20 minutes
Just stay awake and booze cruise it to class. How are you a senior and have never went to class drunk? No excuses, I have a better gpa.
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