Is it weird that we showed each other our pussy's and pointed out the good and bad things about each others??
p.s. you have a small clit
YOU ARE THE MOST AWKWARD PERSON ALIVE.
He told me that "my little fuckpig" was a term of endearment in Britain. I think I'm in love.
Jail wasn't bad. Was poppin Xanax the whole way there
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Friends help friends remove their foot from the sunroof after an epic smoke sesh.
I'll give you $10 to get a dick pic with a gecko on it.
I'm about to airblow my boyfriend. I'll three-way you.
ok. i'm ready for you to come back and test the structural integrity of this futon.
Making cookies for neighbors. Spill beer all over dough. Bake anyways. From good neighbors back to the shitty college kids next door in under 3 seconds.
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SO HELP ME GOD THERE IS A SPIDER IN THIS PIZZA. IT IS VERY SMALL IT IS INSIDE THE CRUST AND IT IS ALIVE. I'M SO HUNGRY DO I KEEP EATING
Can I borrow your google glasses to make a sex tape?
Do you ever get high and look at your cat and feel like you know them on an intellectual level?
Can we relax the "married man" rule just once?
I woke up on a park bench with a nice homeless guy waking me up. I bought us Carl's Jr. Best birthday ever!
wow wtf man i was the friend bailing you out of jail with 500 cash and you didnt have the common courtesy of waking me up for class when i passed out drunk and naked in the bath tub
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