I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
Spaghetti and Car Bombs, good idea or what will end up on the bar in a few minutes?
walkin around the woods blazed, drawing pictures of trees and plants, i get a grade for this
Im drunk and they're making me play quiet game. Im scared. Baptists are here
if I want to go home with a foreign boy, please feel free to let me go, sober me gives you permission to let drunken me do it
I don't think he understands the importance of corndogs. Or condoms for that matter.
I seriously might throw up right now. In class. Sunglasses on. I'm getting too old for this.
Nothing like a marijuana chart of usage in each country to make me understand math.
I didn't know he had a girlfriend until after we had sex when he said, "Man I really gotta stop cheating on my girlfriend."
There's something very strange about masturbating in a hotel room. I feel like I'm cheating on my room...
We're going to party like we don't have spanx on
don't do it for the experience, do it for the story. now get your ass in that bedroom
I rubbed his back while he puked for an hour and then ended up getting laid when I tried to put him to bed, best puke and rally I've ever seen.
I'm like 'WOMAN, YOU'RE 62, RESHEATH THOSE COUGAR CLAWS.'
I need to take my iPad to the Apple store (when this is all over). Do I need to delete all my dick pics/videos or are they used to stumbling across that sort of thing?
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