How bad was it?
You ran around telling everyone that you were going to click them to death on google earth
Her cooch smelled like a combination of bacon and sweat.
and she said "My body is an orphanage, I take everybody in"...
she insisted i was the anonymous guy on formspring that kept asking to bang her
Clearly I went along with it
I love watching the kids I sold drugs to score touchdowns
I didn't realize I was holding it, until I was like, "whose baby is this?"
omg. MEgabus. stoned.
Theres these two guys talking.
Mango bong: no go. Guava bong: sweet flaming buddha it was delicious. I shall teach you the ways of tropical fruit trees.
found out that hot proper business chick in my class A) did a bar crawl last 2 night and still showed up to class and B) is 19 and C) so not as proper as I thought D) is single. How the fuck does that work? Freaking superwoman.
Dude. Get me out of here. I'm surrounded by glitter-faced 40 year olds in halter tops. The desperation here is so thick you can taste it.
Can we pretty pretty please go to Mardi Gras tomorrow? I promise I'll be a good girl and not puke in a pledges car
The only time we had a decent conversation was when he was on acid, and, like, that's not a great start to a relationship.
help. there is a guy in a bunny costume.
we found her. shes in the bathtub full of raw pasta. i dont even know...
If you wake up, and some of your hair is singed off, it probably has something to do with the lit cigarette you put in your hair. You said it could double as a bobby pin...?
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